Good Grief! Look How Smart I Am!!

Hi I am Lori. In August 2010 my 23 year old son ended up in hospital with heart problems. He was put on heart medication (for the rest of his life) and was told to lose weight. To help him out, I volunteered to go on a diet with him and he could come to my house any day and I would always have "diet" food for him. We started the SMD that day. Unfortunately he gave up after the first week, but I …

Subject: Good Grief! Look How Smart I Am!! Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:14 am

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, “Good grief, look how smart I am!”

Must be where “Smart Ass” came from!